A Functional Adult Wins at Life

Hello, good peoples of the Internets. It has been far too long since I have reminded you that I am not, in fact, a functional adult. Except I think I might be one step closer, if one of the steps on the road to Grownuptown, USA, is Ultimate Win.

How did I Ultimate Win, you ask?

I HELD A BABY SLED DOG. OH MY GOODNESS was it tiny and cute.

!!!!!

Therefore, I have achieved full awesomeness. Or at least during the three minutes I got to hold a four-day-old puppy.

Back later this week with more regularly-scheduled programming (whatever that means in the context of this blog)...